Spam Spam Spam Poetry and Spam
I couldn't help trying to find logical patterns in the raging sea that is my morning deluge of internet spam comments. There amongst the 1000 gambling and car insurance blips I banished today I found this little haiku:
For motorola cell phones
bela tarr harmonies artificial eye review
frog eye salad recipe
jack johnson if i had eyes
how long does alcohol stay in your system
ps. One of my first weeks working in the store at Marlow's we got Spammed. Drunk customers left cans of Spam hidden on the shelves. I also should say I am a bit taken with gambling and car insurance as somewhat romantically linked ideas... There seems to be some method in this madness... How long does it...
Take a gander at coriander!
2 Bottles Vodka
1 Bunch Fresh Coriander
Small Handful Black Pepper Corns
2 Cinnamon Sticks
1 Star Anise
2 Bay Leaves
2 Big Chunks Ginger Sliced
Now Wait...
It's four am and you need a Sparks and some calling cards...
Here in Brooklyn we are a continent of markets. Some nights it feels like Brooklyn has more bodegas than the sky has stars. That might just be light pollution but the bodega is our unpredictable borough's common denominator. Every corner has one, and everyone has a favorite. The bodega is a bootlegger, a dance floor, a grocer, a day care center, a domino hall. It is your only friend at five am when you need one more beer and a pack of smokes and your best friend at seven am when you've run out of toothpaste. New York's neon has historically been the beacon of the smutty midtown XXXs or peep shows. These days the city glows with mom and pop commerce, mostly Dominican. Dominican's own more than half a million bodegas in the five boroughs.
They live a risky business. Bodegas are often the target of violent crimes and violent economies. Today in the paper was a
triumphant story about the survival of Moore Street Market. Moore Street, a kind of "house that bodegas built", is a unique community hub selling anything from haircuts to records to all Goya products under the blazing August sun. Knowing it is there has always provided me with a sense of relief even though up until today I had no idea it was in jeopardy. The vendors at Moore street will be signing a new five year lease and in and interesting turn of events new vendors will be limited to selling only food and agricultural products… What did the city want with Moore Street? To tear it down and build… Rental Apartments.